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Two shoggoths, a night-gaunt, four shantaks, 15 gugs, six Mi-go, a rabbi, four Catholic priests, a priest of Kali, a Buddhist monk, two priests of Zeus, two priests of Hades, two priests of Poseidon, six grotto-masters of the First Church of Satan, and Great Cthulhu go into this bar in R'lyeh, and . . . oh, heck, YOU finish it!

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absynthe77
Nov. 19th, 2014 03:04 am (UTC)
...the bartender says "what the hell are you all doing here?"
And Cthulhu replies "We're all here to try to hash out our differences and try to find enough common ground to come up with a rite we can all participate in."
"Are you going to allow for a free exchange of ideas?" asks the bartender.
"Of course!" says one of the Catholic priests, joined by a shoggoth burbling it's agreement. "We're tired of the constant bickering, we want to find harmony and peace in our various faiths!"
"Then you'll need these." says the bartender, and begins handing out long black rods to each of the participants.
One of the grotto masters looks puzzled and addresses the bartender "Why do we need these, and what are they?"
"Oh", replies the bartender, "They're carbon rods, to prevent a critical mass..."


polaris93
Nov. 19th, 2014 03:17 am (UTC)
ROTFLMAO!!! Love it! :-D
absynthe77
Nov. 19th, 2014 03:23 am (UTC)
Thank you!
I can't resist a pun.
polaris93
Nov. 20th, 2014 02:57 am (UTC)
Nor I. :-D
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